Do NOT post pictures with your kids!!! Really??? You would think this is common sense. Women WILL NOT think, "oh my god! he makes cute kids". We ACTUALLY THINK, "CREEPY!! I can't believe he is posting pictures of his children!!!!"
White calf socks with black slides is NOT sexy or cute...SMH...neither is exposing that shin tattoo of the tasmanian devil
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Common Mistakes Men Make With Online Dating Profiles
Laying on the front of your car like it's a 1970's porn cover is NOT a good profile picture for an online dating website.
When you can be a stand-in for Hagrid the Horrible in a Harry Potter movie, your unemployed AND your biggest passion is playing Dungeons and Dragons...maybe you should wait to join a dating website...at least until you can actually pay for your date's dinner.
Places traveled do not consitute as a profile picture. Women want to see what you look like, not the grassy knolls of Ireland, or the sunset in Jamiaca.
Describing your passion as being an attentive lover or hopeless romantic = STALKER!!!!
Oh, one more for today....
If your head is shaped like Humpty-Dumpty, stay away from self-portraits of a face shot...NOT FLATTERING AT ALL.
When you can be a stand-in for Hagrid the Horrible in a Harry Potter movie, your unemployed AND your biggest passion is playing Dungeons and Dragons...maybe you should wait to join a dating website...at least until you can actually pay for your date's dinner.
Places traveled do not consitute as a profile picture. Women want to see what you look like, not the grassy knolls of Ireland, or the sunset in Jamiaca.
Describing your passion as being an attentive lover or hopeless romantic = STALKER!!!!
Oh, one more for today....
If your head is shaped like Humpty-Dumpty, stay away from self-portraits of a face shot...NOT FLATTERING AT ALL.
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